My marching orders today were:
OPPORTUNITIES FOR SMALL IMPROVEMENT IN JQUERY SPEEDOMETER BNCHMRK. STOP. WHY CALLS TO RUNTIME KEYED LOAD? WHY CALLS TO HANDLEAPICALL? WHY? STOP.
These days I’m a manager type, more comfortable droning on in sonorous tones with made up words like “leveraging” and “embiggen,” but p’raps I can saddle up and look at the code again.